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EMO KID:
the main character of our little "comique." he lives in mitcham (like all the other characters) and his best friend is roy. he has a bowl of sea monkeys who talk to him and he often borrows clothes of his friend Claire. he listens to nothing but emo, his favourite bands are thursday, the used, dashboard confessional (everything before dusk and summer) and aiden. he spends a lot of his time playing old school video games (like pacman and super mario bros.) but he will not touch an atari...nes all the way.
ROY:
roy is mitcham's resident punk-guy. he has a huge mohawk and he's missing one eye (no one knows how he lost it...not even him). he has been secretely doing ballet since he was twelve. he constantly hits, ridicules and steals from emo kid but they still consider each other best friends.
CLAIRE:
emo kid's love interest since he was eight. he once managed to convince her to go on a date with him but he ruined it by showing up in the same outfit as her. she and emo kid are still good friends though, they often borrow each other's clothes. she is a huge fan of iron maiden despite having never heard their music, she maintains a strong obsession with bruce dickenson.
BOLLOCKS:
a fan of any music with lots of energy. his favourite band is my chemical romance but can often be seen wearing a jumper with eminem's backwards "e" logo. he and emo kid were once in a band together called sugar & heartache but it soon ended after recieveing constant death threats and reports of hearing cancer. bollocks has often been responsible for the death of skoht
SKOHT:
skoht is a guitarist, a christian and just a plain smart-arse. his snide comments often result in him getting killed by the other residents of mitcham (especially bollocks). he is also a fan of dashboard confessional but he shares emo kid's views on dusk and summer.
VAMPIRA:
the scariest person in town. she spends most of her time pretending to be a vampire but she faints at the sight of blood.
THE SEA MONKEY'S:
emo kid's pets. when he can't find anyone else to hang around with he picks up their bowl and takes them around with him. they can talk but they won't do it when anyone other than emo kid is near. they usually tell emo kid to do something stupid when he asks them for advice.
LITTLE TOMMY NO-FACE:
after rigorous study into this character, we can determine three things about him...he's small...his name is tommy...and he has the notable handicap of being faceless
DEATH:
yes, he is the personified death...the grim reaper. he spends much of his time harvesting souls and such. when he's not at work though he's always open to talk about his life's porblems and his lady troubles...he also plays the drums.